Somos No Joke

by Big Quarters

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released November 23, 2012

(B.Bagaason) Jesus Was A Commie (ASCAP)
(Z.Bagaason) Real Proper Like (ASCAP)



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Track Name: Never Felt Better
[Brandon Allday]
5 out of 5 working artists agree
don't matter what they say, spell my name correctly
brandon allday chewing on a licorice
between the high stress and hi-res images

industry full of cannibal gimmickry
i don't smoke weed and i speak too literally
love to get inducted nothing like the scrimmages
fresh off the limited

brand new fresh from the syndicate
famfeud with the pressure like a finger print
on-the-fly scheming, online streaming
broadband and dial-up, pro tools and final cut

recognize we stand on the shoulders of giants
inca, aztec, maya
love keep pouring, rhymes keep pouring
as long as we breathing, me and zach keep recording

never, never, never, never
never have I ever never ever felt much better x4

[Brandon Allday]
5 out 5 working artists agree
life sound better out the mpc
when the blue pull up, please don't interrupt
i got things on the agenda

beatmaking, rap recording watching piers morgan
if a rapper quote it tell 'em who wrote it
she dream to pitch a script and shoot a pilot
shop on the reg with her personal stylist

forever jordan over kobe
congrats anna kate and yomi
taught a couple big quarters how to save a dollar
but couldn't teach a grown man how to be a father

figure that out, when he figure that out
dinner on me and my bank account,
all drinks on the house sound boring til the crowd roaring
big quarters

never, never, never, never
never have I ever never ever felt much better x4
Track Name: Two Diamonds
[Brandon Allday]
let the tires spin out cold as it get out
the cradle booked up and the cable hooked up
at the manor brim down and my hood up
brandon allday saying yeah they could a

been, let me summarize, so many other guys
but we consistently provide
i wanted fake she wanted balsam fir
so we compromised and i bought hers, go figure

store on cedar, garden on 42nd
hit home depot and put it on the credit
plus a base to make it stand up
900 lights right to wrap the 6 feet plus

woke up in a dream i've been living
grateful for the friends that keep my number in their kitchen
on the fridgidaire send a prayer for the heathens
i don't need a dollar, an apology or reason

no 2 diamonds are exactly alike x4

[Brandon Allday]
pass me on a round of britneys
red plastic cup and a tip from chris blood
won't trust a politician in the year of an election
but negotiation is not out the question

keep writing with a migraine and agenda
46 inch screen playing kendra
how i met your mother she like jay-z and usher
never let her go since i got her number

take it as a lesson or first impression
but won't mistake opportunity for affection
light up the rubber match
smells like michelin burning, the elves working

playing these holiday cuts on pandora
feel the storm coming tell by the aroma
felipe esparza he comic relief
brandon allday put the rhymes with the beats
no 2 diamonds are exactly alike
i'm just glad i got one in my life

no 2 diamonds are exactly alike x4